100+ Reasons We Hate Viggo

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:

BoarderintheSouth wrote:

135. He has been arrested five times for murder, but paid millions to to get away with it each time.
136. He robs stores and threatens to kill the employees if they don't give him all of the money in the cash register.
137. He has kidnapped over 25 innocent people and locked them underground in a cave, where they go to die of starvation.
138.He contaminated the local water supply with mercury, burns crops, destroyed the economy, and became an evil dictator over his own country.
139. He enslaves thousands of poor children from Europe and Asia and forces them to work 14 hours a day in factories under extreme heat just to produce clothes for him.
140. He carries a blade in his left pocket, and threatens to kill anyone within five feet of him with it.
141. He has access to hundreds of nuclear weapons, and threatens to use them all the time.
142. He secretly works with Al Qaida and other terrorist groups to cause pain and misfortune for the entire world.

uuuummmmmm.... I'm afraid I don't follow

Legend_armlet · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:38 pm Post subject:

143. His victory quotes are totaly ridiculous.

He if was appreciated by the other riders, he should'nt ask them to show him some love in his quotes.

144. He thinks he's the best when taunting his opponents.

145. Each time he crashes, (or if you touch him without knocking him down) he sounds like an homosexual.

146. He did'nt realize the ssx universe is only for the best players.

147. He dares using a tie as an headband. (life of the party)

148. He's the only rider who does'nt speak the language of his homecountry.

Unicycler · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject:

149. THE REASON WE ALL HATE VIGGO IS!

We secretly realize he is better than every character in On Tour

UberBlitz · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:20 am Post subject:

150. People hate him because EVERYONE'S JEALOUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WANKAAAAAAAAS

Unicycler · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:

UberBlitz wrote:

150. People hate him because EVERYONE'S JEALOUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WANKAAAAAAAAS

amutt · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:23 am Post subject:

151. his parents probably didn't even mean to have him (too much carlsberg :cheers

? or was it heineken :cheers

?)

152. WHO NAMES THEIR KID VIGGO???

153. he insults himself on some of his replies

154.

BoarderintheSouth wrote:

142. He secretly works with Al Qaida and other terrorist groups to cause pain and misfortune for the entire world.

'nuff said

Legend_armlet · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject:

155. His bio describes him as a very good character but it's totally untrue.

156. His warning messages are completely ridiculous.

157. It's impossible to give him a reasonnable physical appearance.

Unicycler · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject:

158. Because he is different

Tunes · Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, I lol'd at that.

Legend_armlet · Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:25 am Post subject:

159. He never admitted he's unable to be clever.

160. Even his laughs are ridiculous. Not including Viggo in on tour has been a good choice :heh

Jonipoon · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:34 am Post subject:

161. He's in the game

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

162: He's the next Micheal Jackson

Jonipoon · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:31 am Post subject:

163. He doesn't speak swedish. Kaori speaks japanese, so why not? It would have been awesome if he spoke swedish. Now it's too late. SSX 3 came out 2003.

Legend_armlet · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject:

Jonipoon wrote:

163. He doesn't speak swedish. Kaori speaks japanese, so why not? It would have been awesome if he spoke swedish. Now it's too late. SSX 3 came out 2003.

There wasn't maybe any member from the EA team who speaks swedish when SSX3 was under construction.

164. Even with a black eye, he smiles ridiculous in the equip gear screen. :heh

I can't stop hating that retarded child. Rather being Psymonised than seeing him.

Jonipoon · Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:44 pm Post subject:

Legend_armlet wrote:

Jonipoon wrote:

163. He doesn't speak swedish. Kaori speaks japanese, so why not? It would have been awesome if he spoke swedish. Now it's too late. SSX 3 came out 2003.

There wasn't maybe any member from the EA team who speaks swedish when SSX3 was under construction.

They could've called me. :wink

165. He's friend with Allegra, and I hate that!

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:08 am Post subject:

166: Allegra is too good for Viggo

Legend_armlet · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:19 am Post subject:

167. He does'nt deserve his last name. (Rollig)

168. Even when you knock him down during an entire race, he raises his arms as victory position when finishing the event.

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject:

Legend_armlet wrote:

168. Even when you knock him down during an entire race, he raises his arms as victory position when finishing the event.

Doesn't that only happen when they either get first, second or third places? :???

Legend_armlet · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

Griff_Simmons_Girl wrote:

Legend_armlet wrote:

168. Even when you knock him down during an entire race, he raises his arms as victory position when finishing the event.

Doesn't that only happen when they either get first, second or third places? :???

Normally, yes but Viggo can't even count :heh

UberBlitz · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:52 pm Post subject:

QUESTION: is this thread all about raising your ranks because if so the VVV shall knock on your door and blow your fucking brains off

VVV = Viggo Vlux Vlan

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

UberBlitz wrote:

QUESTION: is this thread all about raising your ranks because if so the VVV shall knock on your door and blow your fucking brains off

VVV = Viggo Vlux Vlan

sorry... i can't raise my ranks on this :lol

they've been this way since before i posted in here

Tunes · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:20 pm Post subject:

He's hot.

... Uh, I mean no.

Griff Simmons Girl · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject:

Jonipoon · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:36 am Post subject:

UberBlitz wrote:

QUESTION: is this thread all about raising your ranks because if so the VVV shall knock on your door and blow your fucking brains off

VVV = Viggo Vlux Vlan

Ugh... I became a master years ago...

PD~ · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:44 pm Post subject:

169. He plucks his sack hairs with tweezers.

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