100+ Reasons We Hate Viggo

Kaori · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:13 am Post subject:

39.) He stands funny. (On the character select screen --- I THOUGHT HIS SILHOUETTE WAS A FEMALE. O_o)

gondee · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:49 pm Post subject:

40. He so doesn't deserve to have the coolest Uber (imo - Acrobat)

Syphon · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject:

40. He sounds like he should be a ghostbusters 2 villian.

Edged boarder1 · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 4:27 pm Post subject:

41: He's a dumb blonde

42: A really dumb blonde

zytroop · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 5:03 pm Post subject:

43: His last name is Rolig, wich means funny in Swedish, but he isn't "Rolig" at all.

Krispy24 · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:50 pm Post subject:

44. He's a rehash of Marisol's character, but not sexy and without foriegn flair.

Funkydawg76 · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:51 am Post subject:

If he ate a bean burrito, he'd probably spontanuosly combust.

Edged boarder1 · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:26 pm Post subject:

46: His name backwards is "oggiV", which sounds like "I give" as in "I give up" so backwards he's a quitter.

Funkydawg76 · Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:39 am Post subject:

47. When his wool jacket gets wet, he probably smells like a wet dog.

laidback0378 · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 3:46 pm Post subject:

48. He doesn't look even remotely athletic.

49. His lamp cover bolt on actually makes him look better, since it covers his entire face.

50. He has a ski poles bolt on.....how the heck would that be useful for snowboarding!!??!!

snelts · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 6:41 pm Post subject:

51. Why does every game need a gay character? $%&# the politically correct.

:heh

M@cAtt@ck · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:32 am Post subject:

52. He touches men.
53. My dog can come up with better insults than his sorry european a$$.

Funkydawg76 · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:23 pm Post subject:

54. He has a stupid headband. Without it, he might almost look decient.

Midian · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject:

55. He looks like a hairdresser.

Funkydawg76 · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:38 pm Post subject:

56. He says he likes wearing briefs in his Q. and A.

Midian · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:49 pm Post subject:

57. We have to hate someone, and we like all the others more than Viggo.

Funkydawg76 · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:53 pm Post subject:

58. If Viggo was an animal, he would be a fly because he bugs us and we want to SWAT him.

kingtay · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 5:38 pm Post subject:

i thought he was a girl!!! :eek

Vivi FF · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject:

60. All of his pants look exactly like Elise's, except that Viggo has little flowers on some of the sides of his pants.

61. You want to give him some eyewear but all of his shades, if you call them shades, suck and his goggles don't go on his face correctly.

DeeCee · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 3:39 pm Post subject: Re: 100+ Reasons We Hate Viggo

Krispy24 wrote:

1.) Most obviously: He dresses and looks like Eurotrash, but talks like a hokey American loser.

Hey! He dresses and looks like EUROTRASH? Ever heard of Gucci, Armani, Christian Dior, Chanel etc. ? :wink

*wink* *wink* got it?

62. His sticks his tongue on a pole! Now how dumb can he be?

Krispy24 · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:16 pm Post subject: Re: 100+ Reasons We Hate Viggo

DeeCee wrote:

62. His sticks his tongue on a pole! Now how dumb can he be?

63. Not only that, he sticks his tounge to the same pole in between each event, each heat of a race, and whenever he rides it. What a dumbass. Maybe he's just trying to stretch it out for something...

(Insert your own vile joke here. If it doesn't end with Viggo going oral, go back and try again.)

I'm so sorry. But I had to do it.

Filip · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject:

64.he aint no Pol

alpmaster · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject:

Funkydawg76 wrote: