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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:08 pm  Post subject: 100+ Reasons We Hate Viggo  
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Most of us hate Viggo. Admit it. I even gave him a chance and got him up to Peak 3. And yet, just when I thought I liked him, I hate him even more. Now I know we have a few Viggo fanboys out there, but this is no place to defend him. Go off an make your own topic. This is a list we can all get our feelings out. I know I may sound like an angry loser, and EA worked very hard, but come on, he's a mess. Let's start:

1.) Most obviously: He dresses and looks like Eurotrash, but talks like a hokey American loser.

2.) It is impossible to put together a cool outfit for him. His clothes hardly match to each other. Fur coats, running suits and tuxedos don't go together.

3.) He has less clothes than the other characters. It's not satisfying buying him stuff.

4.) Girls like him, yet he looks like a dog.

5.) If you turn him sideways on the equip gear screen, he has a giant hump.

6.) Has the most dissapointing bolt-ons ever. They are usually not cool and even if they are, he doesn't make them work because of number 2.

7.) Allegra is friends with him. Hope she has fun in her sexual harrasment case.

8.) His place on the line up could have easily been taken up by a girl. I need gender equality dammit!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 4:45 pm  Post subject:   
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9) He supposedly replaced JP as the "Euro-guy" and/or the guy you hate. JP is much better than Viggo will ever be.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:12 pm  Post subject:   
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10. Viggo is stupid.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:21 pm  Post subject:   
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Haha! Good one Funky (sorry, can I call you Funky?)! :lol
Ok, and although I DO like Viggo, I'll add to the list for good measure:

11) Also if you turn him sideways on the equip gear screen, his mouth looks wide enough to fit a football in.

12) It coat me $100 to get him to shave. 0_o

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:50 pm  Post subject:   
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Yeah, you can call me Funky if you want.

By the way, if Viggo pays for a shave, shouldn't the amount be in Euro's?

13. If you look at his picture in the little booklet you get the game with, Viggo's head is twice the size it normally is. Either that, or he looks like a big cube. You decide.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:18 pm  Post subject:   
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He's ugly


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 8:02 pm  Post subject:   
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15. He has anime manboobs...

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:57 pm  Post subject:   
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16. He looks like somebody you want to kick the ass out of.

17. That damn stupid half-zipped coat.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:59 pm  Post subject:   
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16. He has the insults of a retarded monkey.

17. His hats look like crap


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18. He sounds like a mall rat from Minnesota.

19. His hair looks like he dipped his head first in bleach, then in grease, and then combed it with his hands.

20. He apparently attracts ladies galore, but is "oblivious to it"...

21. He calls himself a "Scanner" - yeah, I'm a Fax Machine, loser.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:23 am  Post subject:   
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22) He smells bad. :heh

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 9:53 am  Post subject:   
23: He's the guy Pal's avatar person


24: His hair's so long it hangs over one eye


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:07 am  Post subject:   
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25. hes actually a cow dressed as a woman :heh


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:16 pm  Post subject:   
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26. They should have gave his cool signature trick to someone better, It's probably the only reason I use him sometimes.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:38 pm  Post subject:   
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Whats his signature? Anything cool? I thought any character can buy any uber trick. I must be mistaken. Anyway:

27. Girls only like him for the money, and he only gets it by cheating in the races.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:13 pm  Post subject:   
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28) He looks like hes 13 years old
29) His voice couldn't be more UNFIT for his body

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:29 pm  Post subject:   
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30. He has a stupid goatee.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:05 pm  Post subject:   
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31. He's not Kaori.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:22 pm  Post subject:   
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32. His gold medal victory dance is slapping his butt and gallopping like a pony


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:38 pm  Post subject:   
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32. His gold medal victory dance is slapping his butt and gallopping like a pony

OMG...:eek This idiot must die...now... *hires Bigfoot character to kill him*

Umm...

33. His running jackets look stupid on him - they would look better on Elise.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:57 pm  Post subject:   
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34. He's in the game


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 4:26 pm  Post subject:   
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35. His name is "Viggo," freaking VIGGO people!


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:38 pm  Post subject:   
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34. He's in the game


OMG, that's the funniest one yet! hehe :)

36. He's more concieded than Elise and he has nothing to be concieded of!

37. What a waste of space! Anything could have taken the place of Viggo and it'll be much better.

I haven't even used Viggo yet. Not that desperate to beat SSX 3 yet.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:44 pm  Post subject:   
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38. His own mother probably doesn't like him. The only person that would probably make sense to Viggo is Seeiah(no offense to Seeiah fans).

39. He'll be put in a crazy-people hospitol for believing Bigfoot beat him up.(Stares at Gondee).

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:50 am  Post subject:   
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21. He calls himself a "Scanner" - yeah, I'm a Fax Machine, loser.


:heh haha, nice gondee


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