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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:35 am  Post subject: Video game logic  
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*is injured in battle with an enemy*
*eats ham*
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:48 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Firing a rocket at your feet, instead of turning your legs into mush, does light damage and helps propel you across the battlefield.

Critical hits in games with guns. Not headshots, crits.

"If I throw this potion above my head, it restores the life of the entire party!"

...I'll probably come up with more later.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:48 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Too far away from Devon
PSN: MistressWiggle
*Saves Princess from Spiked Lizard*
*Invites him Go-Karting*

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*Leaves home at the age of ten, overwhelms and destroys evil organisations hellbent on stealing animals/covering the earth with water or land/ disrupting the space time continuum/take over the world/some shit that envolves terrible fashion sense by making captured animals beat the shit out of each other*
*Can't ride a bike inside*
*Can't climb a ledge*
*Can't get past a small tree*

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:23 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Cardiff, Wales
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*can survive getting blown up by a rocket*
*dies from a single stab in the back*

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:47 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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stuff like this drives me nutz~

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:05 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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PSN: Lunar_Nobis
*gets launched out a windshield then shot to hell by police, eats a hotdog and everything is fine*
damn you GTA 4!!! :lol

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:13 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Near my working table
XBL: movildima
*falls from ten hundred meters high*
*picks up a coin* and nothing happened!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:44 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: P-Town in da NW
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PSN: gondeeSSX
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stuff like this drives me nutz~

:heh That's Batman level door shenanigans right there.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:12 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Inside Kaori
PSN: jonipooon
"The path is blocked, I cant come through"

*Stands in front of a 2 feet tall fence*

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:25 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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*kills enemy*
*advances until enemy is no longer in view*
*turns around to see that same enemy alive and well*


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:12 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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"Okay, the road is clear, lemme check behind me...."

*Crash*

"Car spawned in front of me again ):*

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:08 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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*steps on enemy's head*
*enemy disappears*

*falls in water*
*disintegrates instantly*


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:25 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalExistenceFailure

Basically every game ever

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:37 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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*shoot off half a clip in a rifle*
*reload*
*the remaining bullets somehow merge with the remaining bullets from the other times you've done that into perfectly full clips*


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:49 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: willard ohio
*jumps off building in gta gets bruises
*jumps off same building in real life dies

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:55 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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*gets launched out of a windshield at nearly 100+mph, car is still running even with a wheel missing and no injuries whatsoever*
FlatOut logic in a nutshell

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:01 pm  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Haha yess

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:43 am  Post subject: Re: Video game logic  
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Location: Skyrim, Tamriel.
*crashes into barrier*
*goes back in time to restart like nothing happened*

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*gets leg crippled by a mine, because we all know mines can only cripple, not brutally destroy your leg to mush*
*shoves Stimpaks up ass and is fine*

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*gets smacked and set afire by a dragon numerous times*
*hits dragon with dagger and is dead*

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