" You should put seeds in your butt when you have to poop so you can grow flowers out your ass"

" I wanted some wings for dinner so i bought a can of red bull"

-friend: There should be like a reverse microwave, like instead of getting hot things get cold.
me: What?
friend: You know for food, food needs to be cold sometimes and there should be a reverse microwave.
me: We already have the ability to make food cold
friend: Wait, what? How? I never heard of this.
me: Its called refrigeration, we use refrigerators.

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