Since we have a ton of new people coming onto the board, I thought it would be a good idea to have an introductions thread to let everyone know who you are. That way we don't have a ton of people signed into the boards and no one ever sees them.

I figure we can use the SSX 3 Profile as a good ice-breaker since it should give us plenty of chance to goof off. Just copy and paste my responses if you want to join!

Name: gondee
Age: 26
Vertical: Like 5 inches...I can't dunk a basketball at all.
Mass: No...Mast...
Nationality: American
AKA: Chuck
Stance: Goofy, but not in a snowboarding way.
Blood Type: Blood? Where?! *faint*

One Liner: Can't buck the Chuck!

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX
Thing To Hate: Stupid People
Place To Ride: Elysium Alps
Riding Partner: Probably grandmort,
Victim: Poor little Krispy.
Other Sport: Basketball
Trick: Crippled Squirrel with a stiffy, of course
SSX Event: Boardercross
Secret Spot: If you knew, I'd kill you
Food: Broccoli
Accessory: glasses, duh...
Career Highlight: Going to the SSX 3 Weekend!

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Name: YoshiXL/Excel
Age: 23
Vertical: uhh...depends what u mean by this lol.
Mass: nope dont go to church.
Nationality: Mexican(although i was destined to be japanese!)
AKA: uhh...yoshi
Stance: umm...
Blood Type: penzoil

One Liner: i know huh!

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX Tricky!
Thing To Hate: Moogles
Place To Ride: Merqury City
Riding Partner: Your Mom!
Victim: Uhh...
Other Sport: none, im a lazy bastard with a job.
Trick: Psymon's Character Uber
SSX Event:racing
Secret Spot: a little to the left, a little to the sid---there!!!!
Food: lucky charms!
Accessory: umm....
Career Highlight: Im not a vi---HEY!!!

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It's Very Complicated!

Name: Bates
Age: 16
Vertical: 5'11'' (I hope this means height)
Mass: 160 lb
Nationality: Half German, the rest is Mutt.
AKA: BlackDth
Stance: eh
Blood Type: O-

One Liner: eh

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Erin ;D
Thing To Hate: The DDR machines by me... they're all in bad condition
Place To Ride: Snowdream
Riding Partner: eh
Victim: eh
Other Sport: DDR
Trick: 540 tailgrab (I'm so hardcore)
SSX Event: showoff
Secret Spot: eh
Food: ribs, cheesecake, ravioli. etc...
Accessory: eh
Career Highlight: getting those showoff scores nobody will ever beat (cause nobody plays the first SSX anymore)

Name: Krispy24
Age: 15 (I'll be 16 soon!)
Vertical: Average
Mass: Irrelevant. Constantly changing on my "Nazi" diet.
Nationality: Polish(-American)
AKA: Krispy, Kris Pakula, Krzysztof
Stance: Righty
Blood Type: Up for Sale. Disease-free!

One Liner: "I'll be watching while you burn your bridges."

Rider Faves

Thing In The World: SSX series
Thing To Hate: Bad People (Teenagers and their angst, Petafiles, "The Man")
Place To Ride: Merqury City
Riding Partner: The girls. I feel more confident that way.
Victim: Gondee. You gave me no choice but to bite the hand that feeds me.
Other Sport: Skiing, the gym
Trick: Rail Ubers!
SSX Event: Race
Secret Spot: My room
Food: Anything with Peanut Butter.
Accessory: Any hat
Career Highlight: SSX Weekend

Haha! Krispy, I checked out that thing you gave me the link too, and this is really cool idea. Reading your guy's is pretty interesting. Good stuff, good stuff!

Name: Krystal
Age: 17
Vertical: 5'7"
Mass: 130 lbs
Nationality: Canadian, eh?
AKA: Arsenal
Stance: Right foot forward!
Blood Type: AB I think.

One Liner: Only problem with life is it's got no background music.

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Music
Thing To Hate: Cool people
Place To Ride: Mesablanca
Riding Partner: If this was in SSX world: Zoe and Mobs
Victim: Mac
Other Sport: Hockey
Trick: Judo Air (s'at what it's called?)
SSX Event: Racing
Secret Spot: Comic book store. 0_o
Food: Cake
Accessory: My trademark toque and tattoos.
Career Highlight: Winning the Broken Saints big summer contest.

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Name: Sobeys or William
Age: 13
Vertical: 5, "7"
Mass: 107
Nationality: Canada Alleluia !!!! Quebec city
AKA: Stick
Stance: Regular
Blood Type: Blood , where in my little skeleton corpse

One Liner: Your my Wood Stick

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX , Skateboard , Snowboard , PUNK
Thing To Hate: RAP , RAP , RAPPPPPPP , And ska
Place To Ride: Untracked , Merqury City
Riding Partner: Zoe , Mac , Kaori
Victim: Luther , Eddie
Other Sport : Skate , Snow
Trick: Anything that is unreal
SSX Event: Showoff
Secret Spot: Dunno Man !
Food: Pizza , Poutine ( Quebec food )
Accessory: Studs bracelets
Career Highlight:Tokyo Game Show , for a reportage

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Name: Devil
Age: ???
Vertical: Medium tall-ish
Mass: Not science again!
Nationality: Canadian
AKA: Shy
Stance: Normal
Blood Type: Extra bloody

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX
Place To Ride: The backcountry
Riding Partner: The Mountain
Victim: The Board
Other Sport: Basketball
Trick: Stanky Cheese
SSX Event: Slopestyle
Secret Spot: That's why its a secret
Food: Pizza
Accessory: None.
Career Highlight: "riding" on my face down the entire mountain...

Okay, I'll bite:


Name: FirebrandX
Age: 29.5
Vertical: 5'10"
Mass: 200 Lbs.
Nationality: Full-on American, 4-greats grandson of David Crockett
AKA: Wolff Morrow, FBX
Stance: Goofy foot, but right-handed
Blood Type: B-

One Liner: "You either close or you hit the bricks!"

Rider Faves

Thing In The World: Success & good fortune (whenever they happen).
Thing To Hate: People who lie so poorly as to insult your intelligence.
Place To Ride: Merqury City
Riding Partner: Who I would use? Griff.
Victim: everyone else
Other Sport: Chess.
Trick: Around the world for a hundred bucks.
SSX Event: Race
Secret Spot: That's a secret.
Food: Itallian food, seafood pastas.
Accessory: prescription sunglasses.
Career Highlight: Getting my artwork published & the SSX Weekend.

Hey FBX! I was curious... you said you had your artwork published and I was wondering if it was anything I may have seen? That's just too cool that you have published work! What kind of stuff do you do?

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Click on that web site button! Nifty little feature of the forums!

In the words of Neo... whoa...
Those are really cool Firebrand! I especially like the second one. But before this gets WAY off topic with all of my questions... I already asked a few in the artwork forum... and I'll probably have more to ask you! I think that stuff is really fascinating. =D

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Hey thanks!

I just had to update the web site as I saw there were a few things that needed fixing. I think I've got it all set now, but I often have to hit "refresh" on my browser to see the updates.

Name: Vix
Age: 24
Vertical: 5'5"
Nationality: American
AKA: vixie, Diesel, VixDiesel
Stance: If I boarded, probably goofy
Blood Type: No idea, probably should know something like that

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Video games
Thing To Hate: Stupid People
Place To Ride: Garabaldi and Happiness
Riding Partner: no one unfortunately
Victim: everyone. lol
Other Sport: I used to play softball, was a catcher, now I do technical theater
SSX Event: Slopestyle
Secret Spot: Then it wouldn't be a secret anymore, duh!
Food: Chinese apples
Accessory: bandana's
Career Highlight: Career, I don't have a career, I'm a college grad. No jobs for me. In video games, finally breaking a million in Tricky.

Updated for 2012

Name: vix
Age: 31
Vertical: 5'5"
Nationality: American
AKA: vixie and diesel
Stance: Goofy
Blood Type: No idea, probably should know something like that

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Video games, ducks, anime, tv...
Thing To Hate: Stupid People and mushy fruit
Place To Ride: Happiness and probably everywhere in the new SSX
Riding Partner: city, emu, yeti
Victim: everyone. lol
Other Sport: Does extreme ping pong count?
SSX Event: Slopestyle and possibly Survive it...
Secret Spot: Fuji!
Food: Chinese apples
Accessory: bandana's
Career Highlight: Hmmmm......

Name: Klonoa
Age: 17
Vertical: Umm..does this mean my height? Well 5'9
Mass: Umm..is this weight? 170lbs
Nationality: Canadian
AKA: David
Stance: Goofy, I love the show Goof Troop
Blood Type: No idea

One Liner: You better believe it!

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Videogames
Thing To Hate: Rude people/Jacka$$s
Place To Ride: Tokyo Megaplex
Riding Partner: Uhh..well I use Mac the most, it that what you mean....
Victim: Can't we all just get along?
Other Sport: Hockey baby!!
Trick: Oh...JP's amazing Uber where his doing that turtle shell spin on the board
SSX Event: Showoff
Secret Spot: Uhh..I can't tell you mine because...well...its too good for you to know...
Food: Fajitas!!
Accessory: ....
Career Highlight: When I got my PS2

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If you want to be seen, Stand Up
If you want to be heard, Speak Up
If you want to be appriciated, Shut Up!

Name: Peppermint Schnapps
Age: 16
Vertical: 5'5" maybe?
Mass: Don't you know you're not supposed to ask a girl how much she weighs?
Nationality: American (But I'm like a quarter Canadian anyway. Yeah LaSalle!)
AKA: (I'll let you in on a secret. My real name's Jenn)
Stance: mostly wiped out on my back
Blood Type: O I think?

One Liner: Nifty Keen is Nifty Squared! (F**kers! F**k F**k F**kers! is what I say in real life)

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: stick figures (ahhh, they're my only real artistic talent)
Thing To Hate: "But you could do so much better." (since when did it become a competition?)
Place To Ride: Garibaldi (I like the easy stuff ^_^)
Riding Partner: None. I am loner girl! (more like friendless *sniffle*)
Victim: None. I can't hold a grudge good and proper, darnit
Other Sport: DDR
Trick: Indian Air rocks my world
SSX Event: erm... none really
Secret Spot: mostly just my room...
Food: You can't top scrambled eggs on toast
Accessory: This choker thingy I never take off
Career Highlight: None. I am devoid of acheivements.

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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

Name: TITAN
Age: 29
Vertical: 100'
Mass: 2 tons
Nationality: mt. Olympus
AKA: Mr. Fantastic
Stance: B-boy stance
Blood Type: Ice Cold

One Liner: my girlfriend called me and said, cmon' over nobodys home, so i went over and nobody was home, i'll tell you NO Respect!-classic Rodney D.
Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX
Thing To Hate: sand in your clams
Place To Ride: pipedream
Riding Partner: all 2 ez
Victim: all 2 ez
Other Sport: lightning bolt toss
Trick: ???
SSX Event: showoff
Secret Spot: behind my left knee, if you tickle me there i'll giggle
Food: the weak
Accessory: shiny aurora glowin around me
Career Highlight: finally posting my scores and screenshots the other day, i can't wait till they go up on the board-ssxtitan!!

Name: Vivi FF
Age: 16 (as of 10/7/03)
Vertical: 5'8", maybe more
Mass: 135 lbs., maybe a bit more or less
Nationality: American (also 50% Italian, 25% Polish, and 25% Slovak)
AKA: Tony (that's my real name)
Stance: Regular
Blood Type: O+
One Liner: Don't make me come over there.

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Beds (to sleep in, not for anything else, as of right now)
Thing To Hate: Crysler PT Cruisers *shudders*
Place To Ride: Elysium Alps
Riding Partner: Probably DG or Krispy, dunno anyone else (in SSX, JP and Zoe)
Victim: FBX and gondee (in real life I have quite a few) (in SSX, Elise, Eddie, Griff, Hiro, and Viggo)
Other Sport: Baseball
Trick: Hart Attack
SSX Event: Race
Secret Spot: ?! What the? Sceret spot where? On the body or like a place?
Food: Pepperoni Pizza w/a stuffed crust that can be teared apart as a breadstick (mmmmm Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pepporoni Lovers Pizza *mouth waters*)
Accessory: Hats, especially army hats, and shades
Career Highlight: Getting my driver's permit

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Name: XtReMe
Age: 26
Vertical: 6'2
Mass: 200
Nationality: American
AKA: Camel Toe
Stance: Sitting Down
Blood Type: O Positive

One Liner: Awesome I Broke 20,000 Points

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Music & Games
Thing To Hate: Stupid People & Computers
Place To Ride: Merqury City
Riding Partner: My Wife
Victim: Me
Other Sport: HotRods
Trick: Flying Squirrel To A Late Head Plant Into A Rock
SSX Event: Showoff
Secret Spot: Dont Know No Ones Told Me Yet
Food: Pizza & Hamburgers
Accessory: Training Wheels
Career Highlight: When You Get As Good As Me You Will Have Mastered The Art Of Pause And Restart.

Name: nfs76
Age: 27
Vertical: 6'4
Mass: 500lbs
Nationality: American
AKA: Matt
PS2 Online Gaming Alias: Derailer
Stance: Leaning to One Side
Blood Type: I am not into gangs

One Liner: Don't Crowd Me......sniff sniff.....HEY man lay off the chimichangas!!!

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: SSX, Sled Storm, and Halo
Thing To Hate: Stupid Drivers & Clowns
Place To Ride: Elysium Alps
Riding Partner: none
Victim: Have not chosen one.
Other Sport: Pro Wrestling
Trick: High Angle Grind into a 540 Nut Buster
SSX Event: Downhill
Secret Spot: no Clue
Food: Salad and Pastas
Accessory: Glasses
Career Highlight: Making Breadsticks at Fazoli's

Name: MrChaos
Age: 18
Vertical: Around 6 feet
Mass: About 190 pounds
Nationality: American
AKA: Brendan
Stance: Ummm... Is this a global stance?? Then I guess... Go Family Guy!!!
Blood Type: I want to say B

One Liner: "Practice makes perfect"
Rider Faves: Mac and Mac and Mac
Thing In The World: Videogames
Thing To Hate: People who think they know everything about anything!
Place To Ride: Aloha Ice Jam <----- YEAH!!!
Riding Partner: Well, whenever I ride, I use Mac mostly
Victim: Well, everyone person hated me in SSX and Tricky, so everyone!
Other Sport: Soccer baby!!!
Trick: Meatballed Spagetthi to a 1800 Walking the Dog!
SSX Event: Showoff
Secret Spot: Umm.... Not totally sure!!!
Food: Fruit and pasta!!!!
Accessory: Glasses, since I have had them for over 8 years....
Career Highlight: I suppose it could be hitting 1 million on the original EA in SSX.... Or hitting WAY over 1 million on Aloha Ice Jam

Name: Mitaine
Age: 21
Vertical: 1 METER 80 you cavemen
Mass: 70 KILOGRAMS (ok I'll stop here )
Nationality: French
AKA: Manu
Stance: Goofy when not slouched
Blood Type: F-

One Liner: STOP USING PAUSE / RESTART #@*!

Rider Faves

Thing In The World: Travel
Thing To Hate: Work
Place To Ride: Mercury City
Riding Partner: Carbu de 12 maybe
Victim: Myself
Other Sport: Hehehe right
Trick: 180 Backside air
SSX Event: Probably Slopestyle
Secret Spot: In my head
Food: by heaps
Accessory: It would be indecent to mention
Career Highlight: Not yet dying

Name: ssx4ever
Age: Old enough to know better
Vertical: 175cm
Mass: 85kg
Nationality: Australian
AKA: Wizard of Oz
Stance: Normal
Blood Type: Human

One Liner: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: Weekend snow trips with the boys
Thing To Hate: Weekend chairlift queues
Place To Ride: Sun Valley, Perisher NSW.
Riding Partner: Alisa Camplin
Victim: Whoever I'm next to at the starting gates
Other Sport: Rugby League
Trick: Pick a card, any card...
SSX Event: Race
Secret Spot: Under the soap (the kids never look there)
Food: Any sort of seafood
Accessory: Oakley's
Career Highlight: Rubik's cube - 40 second average

Hey, I didn't know you were into the Rubik's Cube, ssx4ever! My brother is also a speed-master of it and I also know the guy who used to demo speed-solutions for the company on various road trips. He even has a site about the cube and calls himself "The Cubeman".

LOL, it almost posessed me at one stage. I really wanted to enter in some of the competitions they held, but I never found any local ones. I think my best time was around 17 secs, but that was very rare and very lucky. I can still pick one up and complete it, but it's around 2 mins now

As you can probably tell, I've alway been rather fond of speed challenges

Name: Ettepet
Age: old? no: ancient!
Vertical: 6'5"
Mass: 190 Lbs
Nationality: Dutch
AKA: Edwin, EJF
Stance: Goofy foot, right-handed
Blood Type: A+

One Liner: (going 'wrong way') "Hey, I'm first!!! Let's do some tricks till they catch up!" :-)

Rider Faves
Thing In The World: downhill (all the way) from peak 3
Thing To Hate: a stuck X-button, when you need it unstuck
Place To Ride: "Off course" with Kamikaze Speed!
Riding Partner: Eddie / Elise
Victim: Definitely Allegra, and that sucker from the woods
Other Sport: Biking free-handed
Trick: Uphill skiing (SSX 4?)
SSX Event: anywhere with great Trick potential
Secret Spot: an unknown SSX 3 glitch
Food: Chilli, lasagne, mousaka, "boerenkool", pizza
Accessory: small carrying bag
Career Highlight: (non-SSX:) "Monza" best seats + visit to pit, chance meeting Clinton (here in my city of Delft!), meeting seven astronauts - just back from space